when you make Togepi use metronome and they use explosion but it doesn’t kill the opponent pokemon
Feminists who get upset when women don’t identify as feminists:
- Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
- Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
- Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money
yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money